Weird moment sighting a lovely peacock outside the villa~





Yesterday was my off day and today is my half-working day.
Fml, means I will have to work FULL for the rest of the week!!!

I've been quarreling with Christina recently, almost everyday.
Curse the mother fucking small + large intestine + her smelly uterus out of her. Whatever I comment on, she will have something to compare it with me and tries to bring me DOWN. But heck with it, she can't cause I'mma fucking professional shooter and I will shoot the hell out of her butch face and own her, causing her to shut the bloody hell up *PROUD*
Then she will murmur some alien language blah blah blah and this will continue again. I rather to be stranger with her in the shop sometimes, this way, we will still maintain a certain distance from each other and not get close and will not be arguing at all!
She thinks she's the OWNER of this company sia, always say “我请你来这边.. blah blah blah "
我? Oh cmon, you don't fucking hire me, it's the company ok, not you the one who owns a wee tiny bit of 1.2k per month who worked and slogged like a dog for 2years without any increment in pay or rank. FAILURE.
She will shouts at us sometimes, wtf? Do I own you? NO. If you would and could kindly use a softer and nicer tone in conversing with us, we won't talk back behind you and we won't argue at all and I won't end up writing this post dedicating my hatred towards you. :D

Enough of her, anyway, left the shop 2hours early to claim my OT and made my way back. Had a sudden urge to catch a movie so text-ed Luqy and he was cool and steady so surfed the net and decided to watch predators. Phoebe also came along and we changed the movie to "Inception".
Waited 20mins for luqy that lucy aka that dumb to arrive and saw his new MOHAWK hairstyle, totally different from the past, definitely looks mellower. :D
The movie was one complexity one, had a hard time deciphering it and the ending was fucking a mystery for us to solve!!! It has no ending!!!!!!! Still, worth the $ la.
After movie, went to Wendy's for dinner and Phoebe headed back home. Caught up a bit on each others life with luqman and bus-ed back ^^

Videos for my sis's ROM will be uploaded another day, uploading time is really slow so I give up! Wanna bath and sleep liao. Ciaoz!

Sis's big day - ROM.

First and foremost, I would like to congrats my very caring and generous sister for her big day! She is finally off marriage to TaiWei after those bumpy long journeys.

Work yesterday was manageable with the long stream of customers. Body was not working well with my mentality thou, my eyes were like 1/2 open throughout the day, damn sleepyzzz. Ms fugly came over from JurongPoint to my outlet and helped out, it was weird cause I was happy when I saw her :o
She was good to made use of, hah! I kept asking her to come and help and she did it with no complaints. (Y) Sales yesterday was not as idealistic to last week's and the manager called in and told us about it - Hey cmon you freaking birdbrained, stocks are all sold out and left all the unappealing ones in the shop, how do you expect people to buy and have a good sales for the day? Sizes for the items also ran out, all left with 2XL, XL. Dumb fag. At the end of the day, bused back and saw couples having intimate acts. Do it privately please, disturbing eh.

Today! - Picked up my formal black shirt and wore it for the first time for my sis's big day! Sis & TaiWei are holding their ROM at Beaufort hotel, Sentosa's villa, $_$
Initially, contacted Selina& co asking them if they want to join me and hit my sis ROM together, since my sis doesn't mind and it's pretty big there, with rooms for us to hide in and play, pretty sure it will be a fun there but they couldn't make it. Pretty saddening, but there will always be next time, hopefully they will be attending MY big day the NEXT time :P
In the mid time during then, my whole family is damn hectic and stress over what to wear, haha! After preparing and stuffs, we went to fetch grandma and off to the destination!

Upon reaching, the exterior look was not very posh but as the phrase goes, never judge a book by its cover really do the job and as I stepped inside, all I see was comfort and was frenzied.
Expeditiously, I roamed the whole building, exploring the toilet and even the basin! I've had no idea how to turn on the tap after some time of in-depth looking and staring on it, HAHA! Pretty hungry then as I did not have any bite for the day and was told the food will then start on 7pm when it was still 4+. FML~
More and more unfamiliar faces came into sight and soon, a well-dressed "uncle" walked in, seemingly and supposedly should be the " Will you marry me?" guy ba. LOL, I farking don't know how to describe -.-
The "ceremony" started, and the uncle started jabbering some crap from his mouth and both sis & taiwei started getting in rings into each's finger. :$ Frenzied applause was heard and group photos were taken as well.
Upon finishing, Taiwei's friends pushed him into the pool which is just a few steps away! HAHAHA, everyone was laughing hilariously and here comes the "finisher" : Taiwei got up from the pool and my sis went over to "help" him out, and guess WHAT, my sis pushed him into the pool AGAIN! HAHAHAHA, all of us were clapping and laughing passionately, with feelings one lei!
After that, it's time to eat, yes eat! For the Great God of Mother, the food was SUCKISH. FML again.
Aiya fuck, lazy to elaborate more details liao la, basically just spent my time there using sis's laptop and watching video while munching on the 2-stars food and went back home. Bro went jp and bought me subway to fill the 无底洞 in my stomach, wahahaha!

Pictures and videos will be uploaded upon getting my cable which is left in dad's car. -_-

Fuglies.

Wasn't Ms Fugly mentioned on my few post earlier on?
Ok now guess what, here comes Mr Fugly.
Let's welcome him into the picture. *APPLAUSE LIKE MAD* (SHIT, I'm getting so dramatic)

So most of you have heard about my story on ms fugly, YAY she's gone, being transferred to JurongPoint's outlet and the outlet I'm currently working at is having a "Moving Out" sale so many aunties uncles cheap suckers are here everyday, which made our days hectic and busy like busyzz beezz. Hence, we've no choice but to borrow manpower from other outlets.
Here goes, on Monday, this guy named Benedict came in, ok he looked very fierce and fugly in the first place. I wonder why I am so prejudice against people's look nowadays, always insulting people like I'm perfect. Need to seek doctor! Ok anyways, he stands 1.75m (estimated) and 100kg (not estimated). His lips are dark and his skin are pale. Can you imagine how disgusting that is? His face are full of fats which tremors when he speaks. God, I can't fucking described that gross creature which made all of us felt peevish.
I wondered, is God playing a prank ON ME?
First comes ms fugly and now comes MR FUGLY. FUGGGGGG.
So the first day working with him was TOTALLY fine, he talked to Christina & me, chat about the outlet he worked, BOAST how big there is, how he can do cashier (LMFAO), and loves to boast, really loves to show off. He is fat and smelly. FML, cause I'm suffering from the lack of fresh O2. Weeee I remembered the chemical formula for oxygen!!!
Then Wednesday, it was where MR FUGLY had a 180degree total big drastic change in his whole character. I'VE GOT NO FREAKING IDEA WHY~?
On wednesday, it was Eileen, Jonathan and my work day, and Benedict also known as mr fugly was transferred over to my outlet again to help out.
So I did mentioned that he was perfectly fine on Monday, speaking and acting like one totally fine person not when he started to go BERSERK. YES BERSERK.
We spoke to him and he doesn't answer us. He started talking to himself, mumbling don't know what shit to himself and he will go berserk, in a way that his face will get fucking red and he will go around squashing the socks, apparels and will then thrown them back into the wagon. Also a "grrr" sound will drift out from him ( I'm sure you guys can imagine that ) when he do that. We're all freaking afraid of him! We suspected that he's mentally ill but how was that suppose to be when he told me that he worked 1 year already under this company. A company allows an insane guy to work for a year?! Kidding much? NO.
So the next notion we have on him is that he faked it and was sent from other outlets to play a trick on Eileen. Eileen is infamous and notorious for being hated by everybody in this company but am weird to say, she's still hired. WEIRD. So we presumed that people purposely sent MR FUGLY to here and play a so called prank on her/us.
More retarded and incongruous acts of mr fugly :

1. He talks to himself, fuck. I suspected that he's talking to ghost.
   
2. He kept diao-ing/staring at all of us, me, Jonathan and Eileen.
3. He go around reading the price tag of EVERY items in the shop and stare at them for at least 2mins.
4. (This is linked to the point above)When customers asked him the price of one thing, he will read the tag and stare at it and NO respond from him to the customer. He will just freaking stare blankly at the price tag. Horrifying.. Then I will have to walk towards him timidly in afraid that he will bear hug me with his pungent body odour and attend to the customer's need(s).
   
5. He walks AROUND the shop with his fucked up dog face, reddish all over his cheeks and he will gives you a "I'm in a berserk mode and I'm pitiful and ugly and smelly and please punch me but I will punch you back so take the risk" painted on his face.
6. He will go around the shop, squashing and squeezing every items, seemingly venting his frustration and anger on the items and still, with the fucked up face of his, lips crooked and face painted "I'm Mr Fugly"
7. He freaking audaciously took out his phone and sat on the chair in front of the counter and used it like no one else was there. I complained to Eileen and to my surprise, she scolded me "childish" for complaining this. Dear Eileen, how USELESS and SCARED can you get? At the end of the day, she told me that my mentality is perfectly fine as compared to that siao kia thats why he could sit. God, just freaking say out you're afraid of him bashing you up into bar chor mee la Eileen, fucking useless in-charge you are. Read this for all you want, I'd enough of your nonsense. _l_
8. He flop out his antique phone from his pocket and took our pictures! ALL OF US THREE. Can you guys interpret what is he trying to do ?!?!?

Ok there's a lot more to this but I just can't summarize it into this tiny space. I really want to know why he is doing this? Btw, his duty is till 9pm and he stayed till we close. Eileen is like one mother fucking bulldog, por his fat lam pa like no tmrw, so afraid of him and kept using a very sweet tone in conversing to him. Wa piang eh, FML LA FUCK. Why are you so incompetent?!? YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE AN IN-CHARGE.
So Eileen kept probing him,
"Benedict ah, 你放工了，还不要回家吗？"
"你为什么这么生气?"
"要跟Auntie讲 lei!"
"谁欺负你？"
Trying to smitten him into another dimension. Then both me and Jonathan were very afraid he will suddenly go into berserk mode and ki siao start attacking us. LOL. Praying hard, he left the shop when we were packing our stuffs.
This saturday, he will be COMING again to help out. I will muthu roti prata call the OM and complain about this incident in hope that he won't send mr fugly/berserk here.

God, can you please stop giving me trouble. I'd enough~!

Luckily today, there was this guy from city square mall outlet came to help out and he was not abnormal. He was perfectly fine, an Malaysian with sweet fluent spoken English. Day passed by fast and tmrw, there's another new guy from CSM to help out.
Hopefully, he ain't another fugly..

Bless*

Off day today but woke up at 9, bio clock is fucked up, then slept and woke up at 11.30 then slept again and woke up at 1.30 and start surfing the net till now.

Working time pass by real fast this week, continuous flow of customers on weekends.
Working OT non stop these days can kill! Am grumbling and will fight for our commission!

I miss my friends, :(

Out for now, bye.

LOOK SELINA, TAM JIAK, EAT LAYS AND DRINK BUBBLE TEA AND RIBENA, NINABEH!






Wahla people!

Selina told me to update just now, so here am I!
I purposely took those self-pics of mine so I can update something, if not nothing to update!
Don't say I gay or zi lian or whatever shit! Who don't like to take own swee swee picture right.
Oh Selina, LOOK! You are up here on my blog post AGAIN, on the most top somemore eh, power siak. Selina always wondered how her chio chio pics always appear on my blog post, and this time it will also be another mystery for her to crack ^^

Ok so for the past week, have been working still, life without ms fugly can be great and be bad at the same time.
Suffering to fold those mess of clothes the customer made which is usually ms fugly's job!! LOL
Oh, the outlet I'm working at (Sportslink IMM) will be closing! Rent too high, company no earn money cause we slack oops and hence, it will be closing at the end of the month/starting of August. It will be having 40% offer on the items so come come for those cheap bitches.

One uncle came down today to bring stock in andddddd, he told us that MAYBE, the new outlet will be at JURONGPOINT!!!!! FUCK, JURONG POINT!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, 5MINS BUS RIDE FROM MY HOUSE!!
Hopefully they will fucking transfer me there if J.P will be the new location la. Tolong!~

Worked half day today, went home and sis drove me to Jp and met up with Phoebe the babe ^^
She passed me my stuffs and we went shopping and initially intended to catch a movie but the timing was so late hence we gave it a miss. Then to KFC for dinner and caught up a bit on ea other's life. :)
Bus back to roundy to meet Selina that slut and Waijie, haha. Fun time slacking, again ;)

Gonna sleep now, tmrw its a fucking weekend = busy day.
Ciaoz earthlings.

Pity me, cough + flu + runny nose + sore throat + fever all come tackle me at once, powerful~
Vulnerability struck me and I can't look up, or else my forehead will hurt like a bitch and I can literally feel the heat, warm on it. Xxxxxxxxxzzzzz

Luckily it's my off day today and hence I am freed from withstanding any further damage to my body, lol, what the fuck am I talking. Let me tell you guys, IMM is the coldest shopping mall I ever entered, fuck. ~.~ Resulting in my illness..

Most of you have read on my previous blog about ms fugly. Well, days hasn't been better with her still in the shop. Everyone in the shop are apathetic about ms fugly, nobody gives a fucking pinky finger care about her~~~~~~~~~~
I tried my utmost and extreme to find if there are any few positive points clinging on her, here they are

1. She arrives early. (Whatever ~)
2. She sweeps the floor
3. She takes water for the pail
4. She mops the floor
5. Point 2 + 3 + 4 = Saves me the effort to do those chores Yippie :)
   
6. She is easily manipulated
   
7. She is caring ( She do show me concern, e.g. when I am feeling cold, she do remind me to drink warm water, )

Ok, cannot find anymore liao la, I hate her still, HAHA.
I find my acts are so obnoxious~ I will pretend to hide in the storeroom, so I can save myself from mopping/sweeping the floor and hence ms fugly will always be doing the job.
Sigh, I really really hate and loathe her to the fucking mad extreme! She is my greatest enemy for the moment I dare to say!
Whenever we are chatting at the cashier area, she will walk to us and eavesdrop on our conversation and with her eyes sliding to one side without her fucking mushroom head moving. Great god of mother, who taught her this despisable skill. Gross.
I really want to give her a punch on her face, her face is so fat and round and her lips are purple-ish and her tooth are crooked and yellowish. Let me punch you please!!!! !$@%^&(*#&^&

Can anyone teach me what to do? I will have to face this repugnant wretch for the coming months!!!

Darn, let's put a stop about ms fugly first.

Work has not been sailing smooth, not quite a big issue but still it bothers and vexed me. I got enlighten about this Chinese phrase finally, is it "之久见人心" or whatever but it is so true.
I've been working for nearly a month there and I can see the backstabbing of each and other in the shop, trying so hard to defend their vulnerable-self. My 1st in-charge, Eileen and my 2nd in-charge, Chris, they are both complaining and ranting about each another to me!
All humans are born with split personalities, one moment, they " ya ya " to everything and seems to be so peaceful but the next, they are throwing negative repulsive comments about each other. Good grief, I also hate how one can betray oneself in order to gain something.
All I wish is just to work for the continuing few months, earn myself some money and do the things I want, and that's it!
I'm not asking for anything, just my working journey be a smooth one and enjoyable one. God bless.

About the three pictures, yes you must have figured it out~
I'd my lip pierced , snake bite piercing!
I took one out cause it was not adjacent to the other hole, :(
Why can't the piercer be more precise and accurate?!??!?!!? Grrrr
The other hole is doing pretty well, swelling has been subtle for my case and I am hoping to get the other hole pierced soon! Hoooooray!

The other pic is about our sales target, you can see how well ms fugly has been doing, heee.

Lastly, I am starting to fall in love with body modification. <3

The girl whom made my/our days hellish.

I need this space to pour my vials of wrath, to share with you guys how much hatred has induced me since the 2nd day of my work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so I was very glad and happy to get a job. I worked once there and was familiar with the in-charge there and hence we do text each other.
So initially, I asked her if there are any new people in the shop, are they friendly and all those blah.
She told me to come and see for myself, and so I was very excited as well as to start my first day of work.
The first day of work, upon entering the shop, I saw Christina, my in-charge with another girl, sweeping the floor. In due to respect and manners, a "hello" drifted out from my mouth to her as I walked nearer into the shop. Oh dear jesus, her face was horrendously fugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok until here, you might find me fucking low-down and fucking bitching inhuman to judge someone as ugly, but LET ME tell you! She is one talking creature I ever witnessed that is so mad fugly..... TRUST ME. Perhaps it is that I have to be working with her that caused this "hallucination" of mine to portray her as so fugly!!!

I am getting a little slightly agitated now as you can see from the disarranged wall of texts above -.- Lazy to arrange into nice paragraphs!

The first day passed smoothly, with me and the fugly girl (ok I am going to name her as fugly girl) not close at all, so awkwardly we will not hold a conversation up to 5seconds.

The next day, there is another guy Jonathan, working part-time which is on a good term with me now, also showed nonchalant attitude towards ms.fugly! ALL the people in the shop has negative opinions on ms fugly.

After weeks of working there, bonds between me, Christina& Jonathan are getting closer and we laugh, chat at anything, even on ms fugly!
We outcasted ms fugly, leaving her alone to serve the customers.

From my point of view and weeks of chiseled observations, I dare to conclude the reason why we hate her :

1. First, she is ugly. Mad mad mad fugly. I MEAN IT.
2. She has a fugly hairstyle as well, bangs and her top resembles a bowl, FUCK?
3. Pit holes are almost everywhere on her face, you can play golf there! YAY
4. She fucking applies lipstick on work, furthermore, her lip stick's color is somewhat purple-ish, god, TURN OFF.
5. When she talks to you, her eyes always hover to the side without her head moving, aiya I don't know how to explain but I guess you guys can imagine it. <.<
6. When she talks, she always ALWAYS ALWAYS LAUGH AND SMILE, bestowing us with a gross scenery of her crooked yellowish tooth!!!
7. Point 5 + 6 = TOTALLY RUDE AND DISTURBING. HAHAHA
8. She loves showing off her butt crack, FUCK!! Bend down confirm 99.99999% will reveal it.
   
9. She will look at you with the word " Come beat me la, come come!! Beat my fugly face" embedded on her face, omg, I swear at times I feel like punching her fucking deformed face!!!!!!!
10. She is one vexatious girl, kept asking you about SUTPID QUESTIONS. One question came out from her mouth which made all of us ROFL. " Alex ah, the medicated oil you use is what color ah?" FUCK YOU, LIGHTNING COME ZAP HER OFF PLEASE.

10 points and still going strong in me, I have tonnes of negative opinions of her and it will never ever be wavered. I know I am not handsome or perfect to judge her, but it is the truth! She is indeed fugly!! How many times must I repeat the word fugly, damn fuglying it!

I wonder how should I end this, but I don't feel like ending it as I've got lot more of things to share with you guys about her!

Will update more when I have my off-day, going out to meet luqy and eeching+her friend soon. Ciaoz!

Oh and and, the first two pic, don't they resembles an elephant! lol.
Just with an stroke and a dot, imitate from my 1st in-charge :D
And the others mind-blowing pictures belongs to MS FUGLY!!!!
Note* I risk myself to take her fugly picture in case my iPhone gets spoiled and get caught by the CCTV in the shop. LOL.

More pics of her to be up soon if you guys want me to share more, haahhahahh!