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Monday, June 21, 2010

The girl whom made my/our days hellish.










I need this space to pour my vials of wrath, to share with you guys how much hatred has induced me since the 2nd day of my work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so I was very glad and happy to get a job. I worked once there and was familiar with the in-charge there and hence we do text each other.
So initially, I asked her if there are any new people in the shop, are they friendly and all those blah.
She told me to come and see for myself, and so I was very excited as well as to start my first day of work.
The first day of work, upon entering the shop, I saw Christina, my in-charge with another girl, sweeping the floor. In due to respect and manners, a "hello" drifted out from my mouth to her as I walked nearer into the shop. Oh dear jesus, her face was horrendously fugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok until here, you might find me fucking low-down and fucking bitching inhuman to judge someone as ugly, but LET ME tell you! She is one talking creature I ever witnessed that is so mad fugly..... TRUST ME. Perhaps it is that I have to be working with her that caused this "hallucination" of mine to portray her as so fugly!!!

I am getting a little slightly agitated now as you can see from the disarranged wall of texts above -.- Lazy to arrange into nice paragraphs!

The first day passed smoothly, with me and the fugly girl (ok I am going to name her as fugly girl) not close at all, so awkwardly we will not hold a conversation up to 5seconds.

The next day, there is another guy Jonathan, working part-time which is on a good term with me now, also showed nonchalant attitude towards ms.fugly! ALL the people in the shop has negative opinions on ms fugly.

After weeks of working there, bonds between me, Christina& Jonathan are getting closer and we laugh, chat at anything, even on ms fugly!
We outcasted ms fugly, leaving her alone to serve the customers.

From my point of view and weeks of chiseled observations, I dare to conclude the reason why we hate her :
  1. First, she is ugly. Mad mad mad fugly. I MEAN IT.
  2. She has a fugly hairstyle as well, bangs and her top resembles a bowl, FUCK?
  3. Pit holes are almost everywhere on her face, you can play golf there! YAY
  4. She fucking applies lipstick on work, furthermore, her lip stick's color is somewhat purple-ish, god, TURN OFF.
  5. When she talks to you, her eyes always hover to the side without her head moving, aiya I don't know how to explain but I guess you guys can imagine it. <.<
  6. When she talks, she always ALWAYS ALWAYS LAUGH AND SMILE, bestowing us with a gross scenery of her crooked yellowish tooth!!!
  7. Point 5 + 6 = TOTALLY RUDE AND DISTURBING. HAHAHA
  8. She loves showing off her butt crack, FUCK!! Bend down confirm 99.99999% will reveal it.
  9. She will look at you with the word " Come beat me la, come come!! Beat my fugly face" embedded on her face, omg, I swear at times I feel like punching her fucking deformed face!!!!!!!
  10. She is one vexatious girl, kept asking you about SUTPID QUESTIONS. One question came out from her mouth which made all of us ROFL. " Alex ah, the medicated oil you use is what color ah?" FUCK YOU, LIGHTNING COME ZAP HER OFF PLEASE.
10 points and still going strong in me, I have tonnes of negative opinions of her and it will never ever be wavered. I know I am not handsome or perfect to judge her, but it is the truth! She is indeed fugly!! How many times must I repeat the word fugly, damn fuglying it!

I wonder how should I end this, but I don't feel like ending it as I've got lot more of things to share with you guys about her!

Will update more when I have my off-day, going out to meet luqy and eeching+her friend soon. Ciaoz!

Oh and and, the first two pic, don't they resembles an elephant! lol.
Just with an stroke and a dot, imitate from my 1st in-charge :D
And the others mind-blowing pictures belongs to MS FUGLY!!!!
Note* I risk myself to take her fugly picture in case my iPhone gets spoiled and get caught by the CCTV in the shop. LOL.

More pics of her to be up soon if you guys want me to share more, haahhahahh!

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